Talking Dirty

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Happy Blogaversary (I’m baaack…)

Today is the one year birthday of this blog.

It's kind of weird celebrating it after taking a month off - I'm sure most of you thought it was abandoned. It wasn't like that. I never intended to kill her.

It was more like she'd walk up behind me when I was at the computer, and I'd hear her high heels clicking on the hardwood floor, giving me just enough warning to dread her, and I'd see her out of the corner of my eye. She expected me to be disciplined enough to smile for her, to serve with enthusiasm and raw honesty without giving her too much angst. She liked my depraved innocence, not my moods.

She liked me on my knees, getting my lips wet and salty, giving her what she wanted. She'd grind me til I couldn't breathe.

"I fuckin' love my job..."

I stopped loving it.

In fact it scared me - for one day. Or a week. Or... I don't think it was more than two weeks.

(...read the rest of this entry at the new location. Don't worry, it isn't all angst - there's a juicy call writeup at the end. Comments are disabled here since Blogger lets too much spam through, but you can comment over at talkingdirtyblog.com where the full entry is)

Monday, February 20, 2006

Talking Dirty is finally a real blog...

Behold: WordPress.

Talking Dirty can now be found at http://www.barelylegalkatie.com/blog/ http://www.talkingdirtyblog.com. I'll maintain both locations for a month or two and keep this address up to avoid breaking links.

Go! Check out the new place!

I'll be breaking it in with extra posts of smutty goodness throughout the week. Yay.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Cute, Sexy... Cum

Okay, I finally found a girl who loves sucking cock as much as I do. Sure, plenty of girls like it but there aren't enough of us who really love to taste a cock all the way down, feel the silky texture of the head against our tongues, the way our lips stretch to encircle the thickest part of the base. I've come just from giving a long, slow blowjob with plenty of licking and deepthroating. I wasn't even playing with myself, it was just so sensual and overwhelming and I could just taste the lust and heat rolling off of him.

Serena knows exactly what I'm talking about. She's cute, she looks hot in a tiny little plaid skirt and she rides the line between perfectly innocent "good girl" and naughty cum-loving teen. How could a cutie in pigtails smiling around a mouth stuffed with cock not be sexy?

(Totally shameless plug, I admit... Serena's a sweetie, she answers her own email and she just started reading my blog. Go take a peek- I'll wait.)

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Slave for a Day

...This time, it wasn't me.

Every so often I'll get a request to switch. Some submissive guys get really turned on at the thought of a submissive cumslut turning it around on them and turning them into a pathetic, whimpering slave. Patheticness is always a key point here - these guys are usually into humiliation bigtime.

He sent me an email, first, asking me if I would be willing to switch for him.

I'm into humiliation and life management.

That sounds like something you'd say to a phone sex career counselor.

"I see you've been looking to..." (wink, wink) "...fill a position, right? As a slave. Hmm. Let's see... I might have an... opening... heehee! you could fill. What are your interests?"

"I, uh, I'm into humiliation and life management."

"Life management, huh? Do you have any certifications?"

...I was laughing my ass off when I ordered his worthless ass to contact me. I didn't tell him what to do next - I just told him that what he decided to do next would tell me whether or not he was completely useless as a slave.

He called within minutes.

My guys always compliment the way I get right into things. The truth is small talk makes me nervous, but they're not complaining, right? I launched right into it with this guy - after I made him sweat.

"Hello?"

He mumbles a hello. I wait a few seconds - I swear he's holding his breath, but I can guess at the words about to rush out, the sweaty palms.

"Hi, this is Katie..."

"Hi... hi Katie."

I know exactly who it is, of course, but I make him say it anyway. Normally I don't ask for names, I just let a guy decide if he wants to tell me. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.

Just this guy.

"So, who am I talking to?" I try for a cross between audibly coy and about to kick your ass, and I think I got it.

"S—. I'm, uh, the guy who sent you the email..."

"That doesn't really narrow it down, S. I get a lot of emails."

"Oh, right." I'm just dying to start cracking up. I let out a giggle, totally at his expense. "I'm the one who wanted to be your slave."

"Oh, the worthless loser! Hi, S! I didn't think you'd be brave enough to call."

From there he was all mine (well, for about half an hour). I had him crawl on the floor like a worm and repeat over and over what a worthless, limp-dicked loser he was. I ordered him to rub himself off on his carpet (friction burn!) as it could be the last orgasm I allowed him - but not until after we were through on the phone. I took away his right to sit at the table and sleep in his own bed.

"You know your place, don't you?"

I know that to afford a phone sex habit (and I'm pretty sure this guy gets around, most submissive callers are pretty slutty that way) this guy's probably a lawyer or an accountant or a programmer, maybe a politician. It happens (although from what I hear, most of them are into panties). I know he's probably the guy who sneered at me on the subway for wearing scuffed boots, or some network admin who donates money to campaigns.

Republican campaigns. It helps if I think of the submissive guys as Republican.

"Yes, mistress."

And he fucking sniffles. Priceless.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Three's Company: The Cumslut Edition

I had an appointment call tonight with D. It was awesome- he showed me the photos he's been taking of pretty, nekkid girls and broke a multiple on-call orgasm record. It's now at 3 (all on command). We were really getting into it tonight with the spankings, nipple clamps, and verbal humiliation. I was exhausted afterwards and had to log off for an hour or two to recover... hehe.

FYI, pizza is a vital part of the phone sex girl recovery process. Yess.

After the call (and the pants, I'm not getting any pizza without those) my roomie J told me that Marie had been home and upstairs the whole time I was on the call.

"Did she hear me? J, did she hear anything? I know I was getting pretty loud- I hope she didn't hear me moaning, spanking myself and saying what a cumslut I am." (Trust me, it only takes one instance of her yelling down the stairs, "HEY! Hey, are you all right down there? Is everything okay?" when I start whimpering and moaning during a call. I can't respond of course, I'm in character, but it's pretty fucking hard to ignore it and hope she doesn't open the door...)

"Uh, I heard you, but you could only really hear it by the downstairs door. I think."

"You heard me?"

"I heard you calling yourself a cumslut, yeah. It was really off-putting actually."

At that point I just threw stuff at him. Off-putting... hmmph. I've had like 5 different guys want me to use him as my sleeping roommate dildo for a blowjob demonstration. He's in no position to complain.

...

I am going to make Blogger my bitch, and then I am going to fuck it in the ass with a strap-on. This is the first post I've been able to make in too damn long between last-minute "scheduled" downtimes, unscheduled downtimes, and so forth. I hear the rest of you have been having similar problems.

Gaaah.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

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Friday, January 27, 2006

Leashed

E fooled me again. He'd said he was going to punish me; tonight he rewarded me.

I was ready for him, as always, kneeling and naked so that he could inspect every inch of his slut freely. His wife had fucked him in his office earlier and when he made me lick the head of his cock, down to the base, I tasted her sweetly salty juices.

The weight of the collar settled around my bare neck, then tightened- he showed me the leash and I knew I was his plaything. Any filthy thing he'd asked me to do, I would have done in that instant.

He made me beg for it like a whore before he gave me the reward of feeling his firm, swollen cockhead pressed against my lips. I was only allowed the head; I caressed it with my tongue, felt it slide past my hungry lips, then after I strained forward for more he yanked on my leash and gave it to me- all at once, before I was ready for it.

I nearly choked.

Nearly cried- not good enough, never good enough. I came closer tonight than I had before. I took his cock as far down my throat as I could and stuck out my tongue (harder than you'd think, pushing my tongue past my lips stretched around his cock) to lick his balls. Just- barely- made it.

He made me lie down, on my back, with the leash behind me so that the long, cold handle was wedged between my bare ass cheeks. He worked his way over my skin with his tongue, hands, and breath. I was delirious. It was heaven. He would lick, then tease, then back off until my hips would rise up, wordlessly begging him for more. Wordless wasn't enough.

He stopped when I was this close and made me stumble for the words to plead for his tongue sliding on, all over, inside my wet pink cunt.

I waited for his signal...

Come. Come for me now, slut. Scream.

I spasmed, and gasped, and screamed, and he grabbed the leash handle and tugged...

The instant he released me I was spent. Quivering. I had just enough energy left to find out what that rough tug felt like when it was tightening my throat around his cockhead.